Tattle Tales

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Marci pulled the manure spreader with a vengeance.
It put chills up and down our tails.

– Bulls Emil & Amil

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Marci once told me that my interpretation of a balanced
diet is a cookie in each hand.
– Kent

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Our sister has a hankering for jewelry. She always
wanted to be the cow that wore the bell.

– Teri, Tami, Tim

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Never argue with a skunk, a mule, or Momma.
– Michelle, Kristin, Diane

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Our mother-in-law makes the best whistle berries west
of the Missouri River. She is the bean-master, spoons down.

– Jamison and Andrew

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My daughter was a quick study.
I only saw Marci spit into the wind once.

– Dad

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Some folks chew the fat. I taught Marci to chew gravel.

– Tony

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Marci’s vocabulary hit a new level when I bit her on the cheek.

– Brownie

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On occasion, Marci learned the hard way.
Do not wear shorts when working hay, no matter how hot it is.
– Grandpa George

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Marci always preserved her cooking reputation by
eating everything she burnt.

– Mom

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Yes, Marci could get a nice thin peel off the taters.
You know, we needed more spuds on the table
for the family than we did on the ground for the chickens.

– Grandma Kate

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They shared a sandwich and a kind word so I took that as an invitation.
I ran behind their tractor for eight miles and found a
new home with Marci and her family.

– Queenie

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Ya’ know some people grind on your nerves.
Marci would grind on my gears.

– The Fergie